brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wish my penis had an off switch
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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