its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
