We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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