It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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