let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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