Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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