Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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