their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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