went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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