I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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