Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize