Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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