jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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