OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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