We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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