i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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