I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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