I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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