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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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