Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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