i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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