I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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