going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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