so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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