and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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