I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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