Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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