fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
