so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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