Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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