drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
