Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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