I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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