he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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