You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
