Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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