so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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