My hair reeks of homosexuality.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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