Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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