Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize