let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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