Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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