oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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