the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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