just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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