I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It's blow job season.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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