its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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