Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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