we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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