I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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