real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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