i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
My breasts were aching with rage.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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