4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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