..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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